Me Saying Stuff. Randomly. Sporadically. Incoherently.

Monday, March 27, 2006

50 scariest movies of all time

I put this list up more for my sake, so maybe i'll go out and rent the ones i have not seen.

50. Arachnophobia
49. The Innocents
48. The Other
47. Freaks
46. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
45. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
44. The Wicker Man
43. The Blob
42. 28 Days Later
41. Ghost Story
40. Rosemary’s Baby
39. The Brood
38. Eraserhead
37. The Amityville Horror
36. The Devil’s Backbone
35. Jeepers Creepers
34. Pet Sematary
33. Open Water
32. Nightmare on Elm Street
31. The Fly
30. Salem’s Lot
29. Gates of Hell
28. Altered States
27. Session 9
26. Scream
25. Mothman Prophecies
24. Videodrome
23. Seven
22. War of the Worlds
21. Saw
20. Event Horizon
19. Janghwa, Hongryeon
18. The Silence of the Lambs
17. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
16. Hellraiser
15. In the Mouth of Madness
14. The Changeling
13. Jacob’s Ladder
12. Jaws
11. The Exorcist
10. Quartermass and the Pit
9. The Shining
8. Halloween
7. Evil Dead II
6. Dawn of the Dead
5. Alien
4. Invasion of the Body Snatchers
3. The Ring
2. Ju-on
1. The Thing

27/50 Can anyone beat me? of course, this list is flawed. like, where is near dark? phantasm? lost highway? the vanashing? the omen? carrie? the stepfather?
psycho? oh well.

Oh, and i put new songs on purevolume two days ago, in case you want to check it out

Friday, March 24, 2006

And the winner is....

Here there are, if these apply to you, then date me.

1. Owns a Sonic Youth T-shirt
2. Is indecisive about favourite radiohead album
3. Dyes hair periodically many different colors
4. Quotes movies made in the 40's and 50's
5. If I name a year she can name an album
6. Digs my band
7. Understands that choirs have a place in music, but hates them all the same
8. Is shorter than me
9. Finds no significant meanings in names.
10. Has Hair at least past shoulders.
11. Dances
12. Covers walls with posters (not always her own walls)
13. Looks like shes tempted to play with my hair
14. Attributes her upbringing to three things : Parents, Simpsons and Goldeneye
15. South Park taught her how to swear.

Of course, all the following are completely negotiable if shes hot. oh, so shallow.


"Big News"

Our Number 1 hit single is now on purevolume.com/divided1985!!!!!!! check it out!

Skoch

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Purevolume

Well, i finally did, i got Divided a space on purevolume. Now we shall get discovered.

Just kidding.

But whatever, its a chance for everyone to laugh at me. And i'm cool with that. I did this at 1 this morning, so theres no photos up yet, just a couple tracks, i'll try and rotate through the tracks once or twice a week so that they'll be new stuff all the time.

So check us out at :

http://www.purevolume.com/divided1985

And if you want, check out my old band at

purevolume.com/molestedsacs

I guess since i'm gonna be home for 4 months i'll praobably start jamming with them again, unless they don't want me. which is cool. but i might have to kill someone.

Skoch

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The airbag saved my life




Its a movie about taking justice into your own hands and blowing up govenement buildings. I don't care if the government is corrupt, deep down we know this isn't the answer, but heck, it sure is the anwer in movie form.

Plus theres actually decent gore (for a 14a film)


Oh no pop is dead, long live pop
Had so many facelifts that its face flew off

Pop is dead - Radiohead

Saturday, March 18, 2006

With the eyes God gave me



Let me recap a conversation:

Morgan: I'm gonna watch Brothers Grimm, you wanna see it too?
Skoch: no way man, that movie was crap
Morgan: Yeah, but this is coming from someone who just watched good night and good luck

For the first time in a long time i was left speechless.


Moral of the story:

Good Night and Good Luck is an important movie to watch (thats right, important) because although it is set in the 1950's it is far more relevant today then it would have been back then.

It is the story of news team that actually has the balls to speak some truth on national tv. Its kind of a bit-the-hand-that-feeds-you story, if the hand happens to be a senator who is calling people communist with out any proof, spreading panic cause he has his own agenda.

The following is the speech ed murrow gives at the beginning of the movie (keep in mind this is a true story from the 1950's):
We are currently wealthy, fat, comfortable, and complacent. We have a built-in allergy to unpleasant or disturbing information. Our mass media reflect this. But unless we get up off our fat surpluses and recognize that television in the main is being used to distract, delude, amuse, and insulate us then television
and those who finance it those who look at it and those who work at it may see a totally different picture too late.

So i guess if you really want to go watch the brothers grimm, then go ahead.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Racist Crows

So picture this

Mara and Skoch tearing through envelopes, quivering with anticipation. Our eyes quickly dart over the pages. We then through them to the wayside and continue on with our wonderful lives, our thoughts being the same. What the freak am i doing this summer?

I'm thinking los angelos.

Monday, March 13, 2006

The OLD OLD Testament

So we sold our first concert ticket today. oh yes. 5 dollars in my pocket. Its gonna be fantastic. i'll put up the track listing if i ever get a chance. I think it comes to 34 tracks (19 of which are songs, or have some sort of music in them)

So i'm pumped. i'ver released an album before.

So i've been blogging for a year and 2 days now. Thats 73 posts in 367 days. Thats about once every 5 days. Which i can handle, any higher of an average and i'd be a nerd.

Oilers are sucking. that makes me very sad. Although i predicted back in september that we wouldn't make the playoffs. Me and my stupid predictions.

I heard a rumor that i'll know if i got hired within a week and a half. Which makes me subtly nervous. Since like 3 other people applied for my job. Fools, if they only knew what my job entailed. (Mara, you're not aloud to make any comment. or Fred for that matter)

I must do old testament homework now. peace

Skoch

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

And God Shook His Head

Christ and I went busking on saturday. only lasted 45 minutes, but we made 6 bucks. good people out there.

I wrote my testimony on sunday. It contained alot of dark comedy. i will share with you all an exert:

My dog died early november. I was watching "The Deer Hunter" as she was having stroke after stroke. Theres still a stain on the carpet where she died, i like to think of it as her last "screw you" to the world. Personally, i hope i leave a stain like that when i die.

I'm so diabolically evil. its great.

BIG BIG NEWS

April 5th 3:30 pm Cd release party. Its gonna be happening in my room
Thats 3107 blakiston drive nw calgary, alberta, room 102.
The cost is 5$, 7$ at the door (which pays for the concert and the cd)

So far i have about 65% of the album recorded, and i have all my plans drawn out for the booklet. Its gonna be big.

And thats me to date.
Skoch

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I am Heaven Sent

Go here now
GO HERE NOW. and make me feel like a better person





So ka ka ka ka ka ka controversial.

Oh it hurts to be this good.

Its Lent!!!!!! where all the crazies come out and give stuff up.

Like chocolate. and pasta. And watching reruns. And Mel Gibson.

So life is moving swimingly. Except i guess for all these freaknig assigments coming up. man i have no will to do them.

And i'm done

Skoch.

P.S.
Only after throwing eggs at houses for so many years am i finally over come with grief, for i wish, i truly wish, i had those eggs now.