Never Promise Anything Again

"Skoch banned from rocky mountain college residence"

You ever read a headline and think they've been saving that one for a while? like when ales hemsky scored against detroit to kick em out the headline was "ales in wonderland" somethings are too clever to be brought up over night.

My Account of the events leading up to my banning:

It was a cold monday night, most of the residence were staying at hotels due to the mice problem they had been experiencing. The heat had been shut off, so naturally Trevor, Morgan and I deemed it necessary to use Andy's floor so we'd have enough room to sleep next to each other and survive off the body heat. Unfortunatly we had to clear some stuff off his floor, so we decided the closet would be the best place for it. Unknowingly we tossed some laundry detergent into the closet that must have opened up and commenced spilling.

Later that week Andy open up his closet, and to his horror he found that his precious 3.00$ card to his girlfriend had been completely destroyed.

The next parts a little fuzzy, so i'm gonna make it up.

Andy then became so angry that he burnt the clothes he was wearing, and thats when they found him in the corner crying and eating toothpaste.

So a couple days later i find out i'm banned (but oddly enough not by any official form, just word of mouth from the RA's)

So this proves to be a mild inconvience. Since Melissa and Laura can no longer feed me. Nuts

So i'm banned from res. i must write a song about this.

AFI Movies left to see

29. MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON (1939)
37. THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES (1946)
44. THE BIRTH OF A NATION (1915) (currently downloading)
52. FROM HERE TO ETERNITY (1953)
54. ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT (1930)
63. STAGECOACH (1939) (currently downloading)
67. THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962)
73. WUTHERING HEIGHTS (1939)
76. CITY LIGHTS (1931)
86. MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (1935)
90. THE JAZZ SINGER (1927)
99. GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER (1967) (Mara you must lend to me)