I hear Matt Good is a real

So i play guitar with the former base player from the band Downhere. thats how cool i am.

Also i think Steve J. is cool. then i wonder why? and i'm just not sure. maybe its the beard, maybe its his cool throwing stars. i may never know.


OFFICIAL TRICKS OF THE TRADE

1.Font size 12.5 works just as well.

2.Bring the margins in a couple clicks.

3.Every paragraph can have a sub heading

4.Find a font style thats bigger

5.Put an extra space at each page break

BONUS: Brent says use big Bible Quotes that don't make any sense. The more irrelvant the better! how can a prof argue against the bible?

If you have any other sweet tricks, comment, please!!!

THINGS I DID ON MY BIRTHDAY

1. Jump naked in the snow

2. Made extreme Hot chocolate (aka cold sludge)

3. Made an extreme caffienated Bevrage (coffee grinds rainbow ice cream coke and hot chocolate powder)

4. Ate powdered porridge

5. Got a lock of morgan taylors facial hair

6. Recieved an official happy birthday from president Gordon Dirks

7. Smashed a Toaster

8. Photoshoped my face on a banana

9. Got an erotic dance from Christopher

10.Listened to Zelda music for an Hour

11.Got two birthday cakes

12.Watched the oilers LOSE (i cried)

13.Got my first pair of jeans in 5 years

14.Watched memento and during the last few seconds of my birthday i spilt water on brent.

AND I'M DONE
skoch