Me Saying Stuff. Randomly. Sporadically. Incoherently.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

I believe in a faith that grows

and the four right chords could make me cry.

Is there anyone out there who still thinks woody allen is hilarious?

I went to church this morning with Brent and his "girlfriend" (its in quotes because you must say it like your 7 years old talking about your older brother)
Good ol Pastor Roller comes through with another amazing sermon. He's been doing this series on the seven deadly sins, and today's sin was gluttony. Which was fantastic simply because i've never heard a sermon devoted soley to the topic of gluttony.
PR put it like this: Gluttony is the self-indulgence in food, which can be either the over consumption of food, devouring food instead of savouring it, or being too fussy about your food, (making waiters miserable just so you have your food prepared right down to the last morcel is not cool)
Anyway, i say this because the first thought that came into my head was that the next person to come into second cup and order an extra dry extra hot venti(remember, we don't have ventis at sc, its called a large you zealot)soy cappucino with cinnamon on top and no lid, i'm gonna throw holy water in there face, scream GLUTTON and commence an exorcism.
next time i fill out an application, under "position held" for second cup i'm putting drug dealer
"He was the terrorist of the overpriced coffee world"
-Newspaper headline coming to you soon about me.

Skoch

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